funny console commands

binarybear | Παρ, 03/14/2008 - 07:51 | 2' | 4

% cat "food in cans"

cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman

No manual entry for woman.

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?

Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".

Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?

Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^

Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?

Too many ('s.

% make love

Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me

bad character

% got a light?

No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?

man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?

Bad substitute.

% %blow

%blow: No such job.

% \(-

(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense

no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter

matter: cannot create

Τα επικόλλησσα μήπως και δεν τα έχετε δει.Είναι φοβερά:)

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Σχόλια

who | grep -i blonde | date;

cd~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp;

yes; uptime; umount;

sleep

Το πιάσατε ????