Τα παρακάτω είναι αστεία που αν γραφτούν στο τερματικό δίνουν απίθανες απαντήσεις με πολύ γέλιο!
% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
% nice man woman No manual entry for woman.
% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? Unmatched ".
% Unmatched ". Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change operation go?^ Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s.
% make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me bad character
% got a light? No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments.
% !:say, what is saccharine? Bad substitute.
% %blow %blow: No such job.
% \(- (-: Command not found.
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending!
$ drink matter matter: cannot create
$ ar m god ar: creating god
$ touch /pussytouch: cannot touch `/pussy': Permission denied
$ mount; fsck; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep
# the lover variant
$ unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep
$ echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq'|dc GET A LIFE!